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Pies Before Guys T-Shirt

Pies Before Guys T-Shirt

Regular price $30.00
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Declare your true love with a side of whimsy in the "Pies Before Guys" t-shirt from Explorado Market! Perfect for those who believe in putting dessert before dudes, this tee is a sweet addition to any wardrobe.

Crafted with the dessert-devotee in mind, this shirt is the epitome of comfort meets you. Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, it offers a heavenly soft touch that'll make you feel like you're wrapped in the warmth of your favorite pie crust.

With a fabric weight of a substantial yet breathable 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²), it's the ideal choice for a sunny day out or a cozy evening in. Thanks to the pre-shrunk fabric, you can wash and wear without the fear of your tee turning into a crop top after the first laundry day.

The side-seamed construction ensures the t-shirt maintains its shape and fits consistently, slice after slice... we mean, wear after wear. And with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, it's built for durability, so you can rock this statement piece at every bake sale, brunch, and pie-eating contest that comes your way.

Whether you're rolling out pastry or rolling with your pals, this t-shirt is a flattering fit for all body types. It's not just a piece of clothing; it's a conversation starter, a mood booster, and a declaration of your pastry priorities.

So, if you're ready to show off where your loyalties lie, snag the "Pies Before Guys" t-shirt and let the world know that when it comes to the ultimate comfort—pies take the cake... or, well, the pie!


100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, indulgent feel
Heather colors for a touch of polyester-induced vibrancy
Lightweight, airy fabric weighing in at 4.2 oz./yd²
Pre-shrunk to keep the fit just right, wear after wear
Side-seamed for a silhouette that stays true
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a tee that lasts longer than a leftover slice

Indulge in your pie passion and let the guys know where they stand. With Explorado Market's "Pies Before Guys" t-shirt, you're always in for a treat!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
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